A TEXT POST

hellabloggin:

yes hello id like to buy this painting!! its just so beautiful. ive fallen in love and i have to have it. how much is it??? wait. what do you mean thats a mirror

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A QUOTE

I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough.

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A TEXT POST

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

A QUOTE

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

A PHOTO

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

Reblogged from definitely not porn
A TEXT POST

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

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A PHOTO
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A PHOTO

animal40:

contemporary art 

A TEXT POST

radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

Reblogged from definitely not porn
A TEXT POST

fukkkres:

mom: what did you get me for mother’s day

me:

image

Reblogged from rad
A TEXT POST

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

Reblogged from rad
A TEXT POST

eludible:

Being told I have the best taste in music is like the best compliment you could give me

Reblogged from rad
A TEXT POST

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

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A VIDEO

gettingcomfortable:

TD Bank uses their ATM’s to thank their regular customers and it will make you cry happy tears

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